Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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