I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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