): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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