So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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