Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
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