Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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