Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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