you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize
