When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.