she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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