Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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