his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
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To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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