New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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