What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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