It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...