Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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