Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
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Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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