areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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