my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
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