to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.