No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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