So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
it hurts more in the daytime
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I still have a little drunk in my system
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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