I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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