I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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