She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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