The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
need another drink. this is the easiest way
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
We had to coat check the pizza.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
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In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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