He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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