She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
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While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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