Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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