I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize
