is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
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Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
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Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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