I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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