For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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