nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.