we have officially lost it.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
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stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first