She said her name was "party"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
