pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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