well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
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And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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