I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
