I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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