PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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