Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
high people should be assigned attendants
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I feel like a drive thru vagina
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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