Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
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I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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