that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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