Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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