do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
my god I love twenty year old dicks
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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