I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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