Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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