Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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