In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
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Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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