jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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