She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
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You. Win. At. Life.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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