Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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