I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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