Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
